the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this
it’s mike wazowski.
go hard or go home motherfucker
this took 16 hours, suck my dick
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
MY MOMS PUPPY IS CRYING AND MY MOM ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTS AND HE RAN IN TO THE ROOM WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE TREATS OMG
This is a real radar screen of #MH370 airplace which suddenly disappeared out of thin air on its way from Kuala Lumpur Malaysia to Beijing. There were no distress signal, indications of rough weather, or other signs of trouble when the plane was reported missing. The pilots communicated with the Air Traffic Control without showing any discommode sign in their voices. List of passengers:
1. China / Taiwan – 152, plus 1 infant / 1
2. Malaysia - 38
3. Indonesia - 7
4. Australia - 6
5. France - 3
6. United States – 3, including 1 infant*
7. New Zealand - 2
8. Ukraine - 2
9. Canada - 2
10. Russia - 1
11. Italy - 1
12. India - 5
13. Netherlands - 1
14. Austria - 1
Source: Malaysia Airlines
There is no sign the plane or any clue where it might have crashed found as we speak.
Makeup - level underage drinking.
First day of school
Last day of school
Every day of school
Every day of life
The neighborhood kids were just playing “Police”. The older kids pulled the younger ones over on their bikes and angrily demanded increasingly large sums of money. Infractions started off at 34 cents but the fines quickly ballooned to over 61 thousand million dollars.
I was going to correct them, but they pretty much nailed it.